Landscaping

When did we get grass?
All natural up in here.
Granola Haiku.

On the bight side

Expensive letters!
On the bright side of M.A.
They ain't no B.S.

MA

I have now spent what
Amounts to fifty thousand
Bones for two letters.

Therapisting is
A job in which people who
Need me say "fuck off."

At least I get paid
Oh wait, I'm the one who pays
For this benefit.

my first impressions
are usually right on base
I need to listen

crazy people are
loco and that is a fact
I should avoid them

I smell nice today
realized it's my deo'drant
pomegranate pits

The baby hinders

Getting things done other than

Doing baby things

But if diapers count

You could certainly say that

We gettin' shit done

we should update more
not like we're busy with stuff
except we might be

hey, Ms Crazypants,
you're kinda creeping me out
back the fuck off, please

we're not gonna be
pals or amigos or friends
please go get a hobby

(that hobby should not
include cyberstalking me
or emailing me)

today everything
tastes like stale disappointment
geez, emo much? yeah

Dearest Ambien,
you give me such yummy sleep
but you make me weird

dreamless sleep comas
seem totally worth it, though
I feel so rested

bacon for breakfast
with chocolate, in a waffle
perfect morning food

I don't like Texas
Don't want to move to Texas
would rather eat glass

Running hurts a lot.
But wait.  What's that?  Could it be?
My mighty fine ass.

I copied this from
thisaddressavailable
Eat my fine tushy.

first day of summer
nice drive to Santa Bar'bra
ice cream on the pier

the buzz of the gun
the smears of ink on soft skin
voila! a new tattoo

fucking spammers - QUIT!
no one wants to click your links
has that ever worked?

when we're on, we're on
when we're off we're so far off
can't ever predict

we're friends, we're not friends
sometimes we don't talk at all
but sometimes we're cool

I don't get people
hot or cold make up your mind
are you in or out?

Constant reminders
Why I avoid packs of shes
Dudes are easier.

Dear Spammer People
Stop commenting in Chinese
No one can read it!