Forever

Hello there, Blogger.

Google removes so many!
How do you persist?

Help Desk

"Have you rebooted?"
"But my error looks like this."
"Have you rebooted?

Come on, brain.

My brain is empty
I must log into blogger
For somebody's name

so grouchy lately
is it the meds or am I
'llergic to bullshit?

sleep is my hobby
I'm extremely proficient
I might be the best

can I hibernate?
"comatose" sounds like the best
status update evv

unless you are blind
you're a total douche canoe
to wear shades inside

do you look cool or
interesting or famous or
mysterious? no.

Give 'em an inch ...

The slippery slope

That inevitably leads

To the turducken

Turkey Day Pondering

Who was the first one
To think it was cool to shove
Food in a dead bird?