Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Help Desk

"Have you rebooted?"
"But my error looks like this."
"Have you rebooted?

Come on, brain.

My brain is empty
I must log into blogger
For somebody's name

Saturday, September 10, 2011

so grouchy lately
is it the meds or am I
'llergic to bullshit?

Friday, June 24, 2011

sleep is my hobby
I'm extremely proficient
I might be the best

can I hibernate?
"comatose" sounds like the best
status update evv

Friday, December 03, 2010

unless you are blind
you're a total douche canoe
to wear shades inside

do you look cool or
interesting or famous or
mysterious? no.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Turkey Day Pondering

Who was the first one
To think it was cool to shove
Food in a dead bird?

Wednesday, November 24, 2010